Monday, August 30, 2004

its gotta be the fengshui.

you know my dad left for darwin last nite, and that night the gate was working just fine. fantastic to say the least.

yeah so in the morn we woke up early and all, were enthu and ready to go. heck i was already asleep in the car. then my mum pressed the remote controller, and the gate dint work.

-___________-, wtf its goota be my dad

with him it worked like magic, without him the gate died. dam i bet its some defficiency in the male part of the ying and yang since he left, as such there is no equilebrium in our bloody house and everything breaks down. heheh my sis had a test today at 8 am :D. poor thing

sad sia, cant get taxi, stone outside the house -_-

well yeah i still got to school by 740, thats not bad.

you know, today was a good day by any standards. mas and lala dint come. i almost went bonkers when i heard that lala lim dint come. so happppii

yeah so slacked the first period (studied ting xie), slept for english, was awake for ss, recess, slept for chinese, was awake during geog (copied the assign), lunch, fell asleep during the jazz crap.

alternate sleeping today! so peaceful and serene....ahhhhh.

well jazz crap after school killed me. so tired and sleepy. played ji gou pa with woo hanz (PWNS HIM) and then we saw that shaun yap was looking at us, yeah so we slept. dam farni. its like i didnt care. lala wasnt there so i just slept for the whole thing.

really, i dont dig jazz, in fact i think it sucks. so yeah mr monteiro is a sucker. the singer isnt that good either.

yeah tomorow is teachers day. i dont really care. i dont have any special liking for any teacher cept neo or boon huat.

lala: err, donnit to say
kuang: fat greasy and biyatchy
chia: just plain boring
court: he doesnt know any names cept guang yarn -_-, and good morning buis
oei: no backbone, leaves a lot a lot to be asked of her. i dont think she has done a satisfactory job this year
mr lau (issit lau?): our pe biophotonic man with cool chino look and the nice attitude. lets us play soccer wheeeeee.

yay! half day. NANYANG SUCKS! ESP BALDIE PRINCIPAL LIM POH SUAN. anyway mrs yee is not there anymore, while nobody else really remembers my name. yeah, so wadever. yeah i dont remember their names either so urm, lets just keep it that way.

special daniao incident today:

not anything bad, just weird. we were all pulling each others ties and we were forming a massive bunch of people. yeah quanz got daniao involved.

da niao: ' oi, be nice to my tie'

urm ok. weird but im not gonna say anything else.

posef never blog, makes me very sad. oh well. life sucks anyway











well, it was a bad day. basically i got pwned by everyone.

yeah so i fell asleep at 3 am and so i could not finish a lot of my math teachers hw. yeah so i asked my mum if i could skip church to do hw and she said no. yeah i was quite pissed because i knew that later on i would be screwed.

yeah i piahed my ass off from 1130 to 330, yeah was so tired. but the questions are dam long. i take like 1/2 an hour for each question. in the end what ive completed looks like nothing. yeah so i got destroyed by my tuition teacher. yeah she was uber-pissed. yeah. and since this has been pretty on-going today was the last straw and she told my mum she dint wanna teach me anymore because i had some attitude prob or sth. well during the tuition i was so tired and kinda irritated so i dint even smile once at her and gave her stone face. hmmmmph. yeah so i got pwnd by my tuition teacher.

yeah after that my sis pwned me and scolded me >.<
yeah after that my mum pwned me and scolded me >.<
yeah after that my dad pwned me and told me to study (rare occasion where he tells you to hit the books) b4 he went fishing in darwin.
yeah and after that my maids pwned me because they could watch lotr 1 and 2 consecutive, while i am doing my history of english. im dam annoyed by that and i want to kick their ass. like go up to the tv and rip out the chord, and say: go and do the f-king ironing.

yeah my ama....well she pwns me everyday because i gotta do her bidding, because shes my grandma -_-

yeah i was dam pissed at one time: i was thinking like who gives a shit about the ipod, give me a gun instead to blow my own brains out. >.<

yeah i was tired, so tired. was lacklustre, exhuasted mentally, in no mood to talk or smile, heck just so irritated. yeah wadever

yeah sarge told me something i didnt know, that kuang minuses 3 marks per late day. i was like knnb f*ck. dam biyatch sia. wth ppl like me put in extra effort and then hand in late, end up getting less marks still. nvm its a matter of dignity, if my original mark is high then im content. :d

kuang sucks. shes strict and buggerish. fat kuang. >.<>.<

yeah you know my second dog pete? yeah he likes to drool, and then his saliva hangs from his mouth like a dam long globule

yeah one day my dad brought pete out for a walk, and some woman was just watching, and she asked my dad: "whats that noodle hes eating?"

my dad like aburrrrr, 'its his saliva'

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

SO FARNI. -_-

hahahahah quanz pix in the LIfe! dint know his dad was the editor of Life!. so cool quanz playing soccer with his dad and bro. Life! editor loh KENG FATT. that is one er...unique name.

okok nvm. quanz looks so cool in the pix, and his bro doesnt look as cool, i mean his bro doesnt even look as cool as keng fatt and his coolio leather shoes. :D nvm, quanz said its the hair. maybe...

lit lecture monday 5-8. arunnna is crazy and at the end im gonna go crazy too. that woman is a pocker.


ipod should be coming soon....yeah!












Sunday, August 29, 2004

hey dick helped me change the layout of my blog. yeah so its not laggy anymore. yay im really happy.

yeah i didnt know all my blog pics were in my asknlearn account. 39 of them too. o.0 only found out today. like wtf how come my pics are uploaded via asknlearn -_-. well i guess that caused the bad lag. well im a noob at this so dick got me this cool layout, apart from the small space its pretty good to me.

RUROUNI KENSHIN. HIIIIII YAAA! ILL SLASH YOU WITH MY REVERSE EDGED SWORD. CHOPPITY CHOP! SLASH! HIIII YAAA! IM SO COOL! ILL CHOP UP SHISHIO AND HIS FIREY CHARRRED BODY!

heheh i only watched the axn one so i donno the whole story. yeah wadever, its still nice anyway.

yeah had home-made pizza for dinner. quite nice. and its not low quality chicken like pizza hut, its beeeefff. Yeah! hawaian!

yeah remember the kickass thriller staring jean claude van damme we saw on the bus to malaysia, 'in hell' ? yeah it was showing on hbo. brought back fond memories. haha quite funny to watch van dammes bad acting. van damme and arnold scwarshenegger are both really bad bad actors. all muscle and no brain.

well the obvious question would be, why the hell is pecky bloging at 125 am. well basically i am doing my math tuition homework. i only have about 23 fu#king linear law graphs to draw plus 23 separate questions plus another bloody long exercise. its insane man, i take a hell lot of time to draw those graphs.

yeah but im not complaining, cause i leave this stuff to the last minute -_-.

yeah my other dog just came back from his honeymoon. everyone says he looks thin. well the obvious answer would be that he kinda overworked himself on his mate. well i bet sex takes up a bloody lot of energy. and i bet sandy doesnt know how to control his thing.

well, wadever, more babies means more cute puppies to play with >.<


yeah i am starting to have an immense dislike for my first maid gina. wtf shes like watching tv for dam long everyday. i mean the other maid is supposed to take care of ama so yeah if ama watches tv then might as well watch. but we dint ask gina to poke her dam nose in and watch along.

-afternoon, come back from school, shes watching with ama and the other maid. its dam annoying. on other days when she isnt watching, i ask her to cook chips and she says she has ironing. coker leh

-night shes addicted to the 7pm chinese serial and if she doesnt get to watch it she whines and sulks. and i remember once she got really pissed at me coz i dint let her watch. hell if i dint keep my self in check i would have shouted a few expletives at her.

-after i finish watching tv (which comprises the commercial time during chinese serial), she goes and watches again. knnb. and she changes the channel as she pleases. wtf

yeah my ama is just a brainless blur pok who gets manipulated around by bloody gina. seriously i think ama should just kick ginas ass when she changes the channel. my ama is still dam feisty hor.

gina is lazy, never helps me find stuff, is always on her phone, and i bet she logs in more time on the tv than her housework. i just cant stand her blatant attitude. dam bugger. feena is more obedient and polite. that is the fundamental difference between a new maid and old maid, and an indonesian one and a filipino one.


yeah i was watching badminton at house carnival and i realised how much i missed the sport, the passion for it. yeah but anyway badminton has screwed up my life in so many ways, i have gotten more pain than joy from it. i mean the cca is dam shitty with fatass hamid and thinass mustafa. and please mustafa, reject training once a week is like telling me im a fucktard with no place in the cca. i dint turn on the cca. i went thru the degradation before the cca turned on me and told me not to come.

yeah i cant and i wont turn back anyway. the school imports and imports players from sba till the lousy ones become floaters.yeah lip, lianghan, kangwei, have been implicated as well. its dam sad.

ahhh....the troubles of life are overflowing...




yay. guest blogger. hi peck. hi everyone. sorry everyone. why though. no idea. haha.

anyway. *slash* presenting............. KENSHIN!

thats all from me =). heh. hi peck once again

Friday, August 27, 2004

yeah hey its friday. and friday sucks.

hey but math lesson rocked. priscilla lim like taught for like 15 min, then no body did the questions then she told us to do at that point in time and so we kinda slacked around for the rest of the lesson. yar rawked. better than having lesson where she would crap around and suan ppl.

so yeah math was good.

well chem was fun and all and we critiqued each others chem game. dam fun. i gave pay leon khees pocker game 22/24 and he did the same for me. yeah neo is a nice teacher la, apart from that voice. yeah nicer than a lot of otheres.

yeah pe was even funner. played soccer and i dint get injured. weird happening was when quanz kicked a ball dam hard straight into daniaos face like bam!. his glasses flew off. but for once i will commend daniao for not turning it into something big, and not turning it into a big hooha. yeah he just brushed himself off. so salute for daniao >.<

yeah my sis was quite pissed at me last nite for like being so mean to daniao. and her reasoning is often correct that making my prejudiced views about daniao on my public blog is propoganda and reflects my low eq even more. yeah, cant say it doesnt. >.< haizz so watever ill try not to be so evillllll...

geog was ok. drew stuff and went thru coastal thing. yaos drawing is insanely nice, and he shades everything nicely and makes my pocker shit look even shittier than it is already -_-

yeah in the afternoon was a-lit. fell asleep because its so bloody boring. then watched a bit of the crucible which is quite a stylo story and the acting is dam good. yeah, after which i went for a bit of house carnival.

yeah being really irresponsible i wanted to pon mentoring. yeah so i was lazing about on the stadium steps for like 40 min just feeling the breeze and stoning. yeah then zheng hong came along and screwd me for being so irresponsible, because ryan d called me to inform me that he was the only one at mentoring. yeah ok im sorry but its so hard to get up and go. the real thing is ok and quite fun.

yeah so under zhenghongs manipulation of my conscience, i took a taxi down to daqiao, and along the way to the bus stop i kinda said about 40 fucks. sorrry. yeah their exams were over so they were playing soccer. yeah i became the referee. quite alot of arguments and i had a hard time. but everything turned out so well. i my menteees pwnz. i dont know about a lot of you but these guys really make you smile, and reflect.

yeah so my favourite mentee aidil was really pissed at halftime because he alleged that the other team was not playing fair. yeah i admit they were pretty rough. and to add fuel to the fire they were down 4-1. yeah so he cut me a deal he sulkily said that if there was one more incident of unfairness he would leave. so there was and he left for about 10 min. in this 10 min his side scored 2. yeah he came back to play and i say he had a good game. final score 5-3. yeah later he came up to me and said, 'sorry mentor for the trouble just now'

my heart melted man. they really have the balls to admit they are wrong and apologise. i find that uber mature and that many of us secondary school guys cant even do. and for that he really earned my respect. its so gratifying to be a mentor, your mentees show you alot of shit that could really boggle you and bowl you over.

yeah. i felt really good. redemption.

well back to ri and zheng hong saw me and he actually gave me the authority to go and uber-screw sim bingwen because bingwen was playing tennis for bayley instead of going for mentoring. yeah and the irony of it is that bingwen is in charge of friday mentoring and hes the one supposed to keep ppl in check. hell yeah.

yeah dont like simbing wen anyway, but i declined because i dint feel powerful enuff. let zh bambozzle him and pound him to pulp. \m/

yeah so why do i think this friday sucks. for no apparent reason actually i took a nap at 730 and woke up at like 845 . and i just felt irritated and cranky, because i have to do my history of english now. yeah so friday sucks . yeah just feel like a pocker.

posef so farni today. so scratchy. after recess posef was like scratching his head thruout geog lesson. so cool and farni. i was looking at him with much interest.

yappppiiiieeee got a cut on his forehead. makes him look cool. he looks even more poser and intimidating with the funky big plaster on his forehead. coolio yap. looks like a pirate! PIRATE YAPPIE. so cooool. looks so funky. yay yap pwns

yeah just had starbucks coffee and im still sleepy. dam they put in more shit than coffee beans.




Thursday, August 26, 2004

yeah. today was more exciting than usual.

yes and the morning bitching session of lala lim continues. but this one had a funky twist to it.

well apparently, sarge put some pens into weisongs water bottle during geog lesson as a practical prank. yeah no one got hurt and nothing much happened, there was 0 risk factor. at the point of time the class just thought nothing of it. beats me how it leaked out, but yeah it kinda leaked out.

so oei came to class, acting tough and all. hell yeah----oei serious....ask if there was anything bad which happened in class on tues or sth. yeah we were all thinking: woo something bad happened and we are gonna get screwed by oei for the first time. its kinda like good and bad. and like i thot finally oei had grown just that wee bit of backbone. so proud of you huang lao shi! -__- (at that time at least, hey at least she kinda looked like she was gonna blow up or sth)

so like everyone dint know what happened. and shaggy dint know and wenhao dint know. heck if those two good guys dont know nuthin, i dont think anyone happened. then dick kinda got the idea and said that sarge put pens in weisongs water. and the teachers said yeah.


seriously. huh?


10 seconds later...huh?


wtf.....huh?


huh, i was just kinda amused. like woot! thats a new one to scold us on! and like nobody thot the hell about it including weisong himself until they brought it up. lmao. thats just funny.

yeah oei kinda crumbled you know. like an oreo biscuit in milk.
from ' i am the powerful huang lao shi!' to kinda like a puppet woman.

donno lala seems to be controlling her. like oei seems so monotonous when lala talks. like folds her arms and nods her head in agreement. its almost telepathic. dang its scary. oei the minion and lala the master.

yeah so lala went into a tirade into how such a small prank could lead to bigger things with dire consequences in the future, how we dint know the line and that we had crossed it, and the risk weisong was in, and making quite a ridiculous parallel to staples in sarge's vicks -_-!!. well today the class dint give what she wanted. and you know when ppl start to talk sense and lala cant answer she starts to shout. yeah shout incoherently. and when lala shouts it means shes correct. heheheh. for the first time in a long time the class was quite adamant and even weisong dint see the severity of the situation. and lala lost her last argument. yeah the victim just said he dint mind and he dint see anything in the prank. -_-

lala ended up condemning us again. saying she had given up hope on us. accordingly, minion oei complied and nodded her head.

i was reasonably irritated during the whole thing and only when i raised my opinion then she started shouting.

pecky the valiant: 'but i think we know our boundaries and we wouldnt let wei...
'THATSTEHPROBLEMWITH DI CLASS, ZE DONNO DI DEWEFFENCE BETWWEENNN WITE AND WONG; ZE DONWO WHEN WU KROOOS DI LINE"

oei the minion :" shi de" ---dian tou---

quite interesting heh. why we say that lala goes out of her way to make trouble for us.
yeah. oei is the ghost....floating around the class......invisible to all.......words go through her but she cant think for nuts.

well in assembly today desmond tan was talking bout cheating. well he has no right to say so until he goes thru what we go thru. we need the results, because without them we will die in the future. our workload is such that some of us cannot manage. as such we copy to survive. i wonder why so many teachers cannot see the logic of it until they realise that we are stifled so much by the stacks of assignments. hey we are just 15 yrs old and life isnt there for us to work away till its over. we are lazy, but we also do a substantial amount of work.

hell yeah we broke daniao today. broke thru thoses layers of ensure calcium buildup in his brain and reached the raw thing.

hey we realised that daniao is extremely weak-minded and that hes really really dense.

after cle me, quanz, alwyn and karhan were in class. daniao was copying chem results from yanheng. or so it seemed. we charged forward and overloaded daniaos conformist brain system with some real good stuff.

'wah lao daniao, what about intellectual property!'
'wah lao daniao, you are tresspassing into other ppls private work'
'wah lao daniao, how can you copy other ppls work la!'
'wah lao daniao, remeber what mrs priscilla lim told us this morning. a little prank will turn into a big one in the future. look at you now, whats gonna happen to you in the future!
'wah lao, daniao, you are chem rep lar. ppl entrust you with their work and you abuse it'
'wah lao daniao, im dam disappointed in you'
'wah lao daniao, i cant believe you are cheating'
'wah lao daniao, what is thisss!
'wah lao daniao, and i thot you were a mugger who did his own work. i dint expect you to resort to copying la'

daniaos rule-based brain experienced overload.

stood up immdiately in one swift motion, making gesturing motions with his file.

'SHADDUP YOU SHADDUP YOU SHADDUP SHADDUP SHADDUP. I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE"

mission ensure acomplished. we have broken thru target daniao and discovered his weakness. school rules. the thing is reveres is ultimately his biggest weakness. mind games pwn.

dam dudes. that was fun. me and quanz nearly laughed our guts out. because daniao dint even know it was a joke and he was taking it dam seriously and we were laughing and laughing and laughing.

LOL

well shant divulge any more plans about complaining about lala on this blog for sake of confidentiality. but we are weighing factors out at the moment. it might be big.

oh well, canadian pizza on sale during recess. it really illustrates the kiasuism of singaporeans. all jostling for pizza at 2 bucks per piece. retarded. its cold, clammy, filled with dirt from all the hands. yuck. one look and i dint want to eat liao.

yeah afternoon i finished math assign with quanz, of which he had 2 useless talks with oei (minion) and shaun yap to alleviate his unreasonable library punishment. later he cleaned the classroom windows, another punishment. yeah i gave a bitta help because i was bored and quanz is a bit pitiful.

he needs to do

1) library duty 6 hrs WITH CHERYL YAP. WTF HELL IN A CELL
2) clean classroom windows of 4 classes
3) cut his hair (apparently his mum cut it quite haphazardly)

oh well all came from lala. no surprises lar

i think every teacher has obligation on their part not to complain about their colleagues because to do that means insulting their own profesion. teachers are supposed to be role models and all and i do realise that it is incredibly hard to go against their fellow professionals because they will come under extreme gunfire. yeah i guess that is the real flaw in the school system. when it comes to the serious matters, teachers always gotta keep it politically correct.

hey its sad. yeah house carn tomorow. the assistant director of something beloved pecky who got 2nd last in X country wishes moorians the best of luck and hopes his committment and placing will give inspiration to all.


go buckley, at least get more than 5 points for the remaining events. kk?














goodness gracious me, my blog is really really laggyyyy

shat

beats me how it got this way...im a newbie at coms and design and internet etc. maybe ask dick or kw for some help later on if like the blog starts to die

well sorry guys i had to take off the weeman pix, dam it lags up my dam blog by a lot. quite funny though. if i can get some ppl to help me stop the lag yeah or make something to put all the pictures ill post it up for all to see...

well today was a relatively pleasant day...why? yeah because there was no math. wow.

of course lalalim still bitched around interaction time...

-scolded weiquan for missing out cleaning the whiteboard because he was on duty. ended up calling him too 'incompetent' to clean the board. screwed him for not cutting hair even though there is nothing wrong with his hair (rather she has the bad hair).

-posef was drawing something on his pencil case during interaction time and lala confiscated it dumped out all the stationary and gave posef back his pencil case.

-said 'this is not a threat' , then proceeded to say they had run out of duty punishments for the class (hehe, the year is taken up eh?), and as such all bad behaviour would be included in cle grade.

firstly, is that not a threat? it is obviously. __

secondly, its ironic that shes including whatever shit in the cle grade. of what status is she to judge our character when she gets little respect from anyone, and is widely known as a bitch, or worse. hey i dont think her character is that of a leader, but rather a spoilt dictator with unethical principles.

yeah, i dont like daniao alot. really alot. hes just dense, and hes just...argh, an indescribable sense of disgust just wells up in me as i watch him. i mean, how can he be so ignorant of everything. dam hes so non-human.


me and tiongs theory of lala and daniao---might have said this somewhere b4

1) 2 gorillas took a big shit in 2 toilet bowls

2) they flushed the toilet at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME

3) in that one magical moment of sychronised shit swimming, a new portal of worlds opened up.

4) welcome...to the primordial soup

5) in that split second of magic, 2 figures slipped thru the realms of soup and ENtered INTO OUR WORLD!

6) and out of each toilet bowl came one person each

7) the first one, is obviously daniao

8) the second one, is priscilla lim

see why the worlds not in equilibrium? damn

quotes of daniao

'OI! EVERYBODY LISTEN TO K LEONG'
'OI! KUAIET!'
'HUHUHUHUHUHUHUH' (low pitched montonous laugh)
'HUH?'
'whats wrong with being a mugger'

on the request for him to pull down his pants at least below stomach level (during lit play)
' i prefer to keep it like this'

daniao what are you going to do when you get home (question on the half-day)

' mug'

daniao what do you do when you get home everyday

'mug'

daniao after dinner what do you do?

'mug'

then what do you do?

'i go to sleep'

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....its painful i tell ya

ah yar...ignorance is bliss,


oh well during pe today i sustained an injury, as a valiant goalie i went out to punch away a sure ball which could have led to a sure goal. and quanz's head kinda brushed passed the ball and he headed my thigh instead..

wtf dam it was painful. like really painful. like owie owie ouch

yeah could hardly walk up the stairs after that. yeah took taxi home, my mum gave me a painkiller yeah its good now. heck, i can shake my leg already.

yeah during english lesson for about 10 min kuang made me teach. yeah i dint know shit about topic sentences or thesis so i just played along and bs-ed my way thru. quite ok la.

yeah we are trying to decide whether to complain against lala. shes really proven herself to be a bad teacher with no sense of concern for her students. yeah whats holding me back is actualy what came from my sis. yeah she said that putting lala under this sort of stress would be bad for her baby. yeah so why not think of baby instead of lala. hmm, yeah thats biting me.

alwyn and quanz are pretty adamant on complaining and i really do not like her alot and shes really messed up my life. yeah, its a dilema. heh. on one hand i feel for the baby, on the other hand i feel for my classmates, and myself.

wish oei would like do sth and stop fading into the background you know, she seems like a neutral party or the one that always agrees with lala. donno wassup with her. maybe shes being dominated.

yay inter pwned fc basel 4-1 adriano scored 2 and recoba and stankovic scored 2 nice long rangers


yeah i was watching the vid hi-lights on inter.it, the commentator is dam funny and bias

when inter scored he will launch into this frenzy

AHGOLAGOLAGOLAGOLAGOLAGOLAGOLAGOLAGOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!
siao! lmao. i was disturbed.

rafflesian spotlight has been massively advertised. however i feel that perhaps the real thing wont live up to the hype around it? i mean i dont see many rafflesians that are willing to perform in public, or risk embarrassing themselves for that matter. i donno but i feel for ppl like yong who put in alotta effort into it. perhaps they might be disappointed.

heh. brutalities of life..

i am screwed for hw. kuang sucks coz she dowan give extension for english project. evil kuang.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

yeah so today was an ok day. yeah because there was no math lesson.
i dont think the a-math ppl can actually understand how sucky e-math is, or how much we dont like it.
using my leet math skill lemme make some calculations

1) all the interaction times in the morning each week = one period

2) 4 periods of math a week= 4 periods

3) one period of cle = one period (doesnt matter if combined or not, lala is still watching us like a pregnant hawk.

kk altogether 6 periods which means 6 hours of suffering in the lala hellhole. which is quite shitty la and annoying. esp with those haolian 3M muggers like mayank soni who cant stop talking and answering questions enthusiastically.


yeah those with shaun yap say hell yeah and thank god and give offerings. if you dont have a god, then get one and thank him anyway, yeah because its something to thank god about. hell yeah. if you dont wanna get a god or any crap liddat because you are an atheist, then what the heck go worship daniao and offer ensure.

because you are bloody lucky.

yeah in the morning lala was in bitch mode. she made posef take rags to clean the table. esp the teachers table simply because he did not fulfil his punishment yesterday for not doing duty, even though he did it later. yeah so watever. poor posef....


i dont think that cleaning tables is nice or anything, yeah so lala is a bitch
yeah i dont know how many times i said that, but hey ill say it again.

yeah i really want to know whos the dumb pocker who came up with the rule of cleaning the classroom b4 school, during recess and after school. how insane is that. how dirty can a dam class get -_- sheesh, look at the mayhem lala has made out of it. pocker coker

oh well during bio sth funky happened. there was a lot of seat moving. yeah eesin moved behind me, then shermon ong karhan moved to eesins place. well while karhan was rumaging thru his stuff at the front, me and posef moved and koped the places behind quanz and woohan, which included eesins.

as such, karhan was seatless. after a short exhange of words, and some brainless court intervention (e.g. what are you doing?) , karhan moved to my place grudgingly.

yeah but shermon ong karhan was in angry tears

yeah lotsa ppl went to comfort him, including posef who obviously felt guilty as always...

i thot otherwise

my face just changed from:

:$ ----> :/ ------> 0.O ------> -___- ------> :] ---------> :) --------> ;) ------> :D


hmm, i didnt feel obliged at all to go up to comfort him or say sorry or watever

yeah....firstly, what in the world is he crying about. like dotz la

cry for what! what the hell! a person with 0 eq crying because he doesnt get his own way tells a lot about him. hes the one being selfish all the time about all his stuff and refusing to do anything and now hes crying over nothing?

i dont get it....the world is wonky, i mean boys do cry but over a seat during bio lesson?

seriously...karhan you are simply not setting your priorities right....save your tears for something more worth it....like begging for mercy when someone finally whacks you when you run your smart-alec mouth too far.

i was more intrigued than anything to see karhan cry eh...oh wahteever that counts for incident of the week

yeah tuition with wally was good. ended up training his capteh skills after learning about mass-wasting....but hes pretty good.

hey good stuff i passed physics 16/25 its quite good for my standard la. im the fail kind. oh well, strive on. yrp

internazionale fc vs fc basel, yeah hope inter can win it. they totally outclass basel on paper, and lets hope it really plays out later. yeah gogo nerazzurri. rawk on

yeah! quanz, posef, dick, yao, sian, wooohan, shaggy, shaun liu, zhong, sarge, eesin (funky bugger!), bong, ky, zhenghong, kangwei, tiong, komrade, xb, beta, wally, eechong, lip, yong, yap, liboon, pay, bay all rawk my sox! yeah

its a pity that along the 4 year secondary journey you get detached from so many frens, good frens. yeah but you make new ones. good ones as well. its sad and happy at the same time i guess. so yeah.










Monday, August 23, 2004

yeah today was monday....as usual monday morning blues

yeah shouldnt have talked about my sh*t yesterday. not only are these things strictly private, i have only served to raised intrigue into my ass among other issues and how big the shit actually was (xb -_-)...which is rather sensitive (obviously).

another lala big biyatch day, with assistant bigass daniao
well yeah for the first 30 min of assembly was free period coz lala dint come then shaun liu and weiquan went to toilet to talk, and it so happened that lala popped in. yeah so they got screwed. typical lala style. bi*ch about nothing.

but what i really feel was really too much was that she chose to shame alwyn in class about his academic detention. i was deeply shocked and angered when she made him stand up, blatantly saying that she had been talking to mrs ng a.k.a alwyns mum. not only did she embarrass him by stating the obvious, rhetorical questions and the constant reiteration of his mistakes, she also made him embarrass himself by repeating watever mistakes she made.

she also pointed out that he was not allowed to go for any cca crap, while also saying that he had a lot to account to his mum

its too much, i have to say. in this instance she has seriously crossed the line. not only does she have no right to put down alwyn in public disgrace, her words have shown some fucking insensitivity and obvious intent in making him feel bad.

and shes just treating it like a joke or sth. the point is that no one was laughing except for that bastard daniao whos head is full of shit and ass full of ensure.

yeah like its just plain overdoing it. like dont fucking be so blatant. its like she might have pre-natal depression or sth but even then no one with any sort of values would do such a thing. i pity alwyn. hes not a bad guy, just a little impulsive and lazy thats all.

well back to the topic of daniao. again we have proven that his eq is 0 and he cant feel for people, in this sense i reaffirm my loss of respect for daniao and i would pretty much put him in the same league as lala. well hes reallly a bastard with no life, no frens (gargoi?????), no feelings, no eq and no respect from anyone.

yeah back to the weiquan shaunliu case. apparently lala has alleged that she was gonna tell paul lim or sth. she obviously blew up the matter. it took some huang lao shi help to stabilise the situation. and now quanz and shaun liu need to clean the windows of all the classes. yeah, donno just feel that shes out to waste ppls time you know.

well then f*ck daniao and lala and they dont give me a good impression, not at all.

well on to other things.

i messed up ss test. yeah dint finish and got one source wrong
messed up geog test. 13.5/25 yeah i dint know that day had one and i guessed one form of weathering wrong.
failed math quiz....which is quite crap lar actually....just dint have time to draw the line

yeah did well for tingxie but tingxie counts for nothing .

oh well....tuition with wally tomorw, maybe that can perk me up or sth.

yeah me and quanz need results for the car speed readings. anyone whos generous enuff to give us results for the car thingy pls just send it over to danpeck@hotmail.com

bloody hell la, we are in deep shit for math thingy, and we are still playing kol and discussing fantasy football -__-

Sunday, August 22, 2004

jia wei lost again....lost her semi final 1-4. its just sad and annoying that her her skill dint reflect her ranking. shes just screwing up under pressure... yeah...

its kinda sad you know...the whole irony of li jia weis situation

everyone wants to support her and back her up for the thing and this ends up putting a hell of a lot of pressure on her to perform. the weight of a small country on a persons shoulders is still pretty dam heavy.

oh well, singaporeans just have the tendency to drop dead at the final hurdles of the olympics. because history is weighing down on them to perform. look at jiawei, playing like a kokerwoman, missing every shot against a korean we dont even know who chops the dam ball back...

deja vu eh

sydney 2000: jing junhong lost in the 3rd place playoff
athens 2004: li jia wei lost in the 3rd place playoff

its an uncanny and freeky resemblence between the younger and older generation. heh.

its just a sad end to susilo and jia wei, the golden couple of singapore sports scene. not only do they get zero glory, they dont even get some dam monies to build a house for their marriage >.<

actually there is no equality in the singapore scene: check out the lee family dominance

as long as kuan yew is still there, they are gonna pwns everyone. and lky is a feisty man who doesnt ever look like hes gonna die anytime soon. choky tongy was just warming the seat for loongs ass. yeah and loong knows that his ass has gotta grow a whole lot larger if he wants to cover as much ass space as daddy does.

well yeah, had home-made nasi lemak for dinner today. really not bad. ate quite a bit...but what happened later shocked my lights out..

yeah i felt uber-full so i went to take a shit. wtf the shit that came out wass the biggest banana shit i ever seen in my life. -_________-!!!!! wtf, sick dude. like awe and amazement combined with disgust. i have created a monster! yeah i almost forgot to flush the toilet lol.

yeah just been reading posefs blog. holy moly hes honest dudes!

well he was just talking about bashing up his bro today...:) nice guy posef

well funkily enuff, i havent bashed my sis for a long time. im no advocator of violence. actually i was a violent bugger until quite some time ago, where my sis got a cut on her forehead from her metal hairband after i was kinda whacking her dam hard. yeah i got caned and i came to the resolve that i shouldnt be hitting my sis, and that usually im the one who gets caned -_-

yeah....those were the days. the immature days where i beat ppl up in true intent

well the most amazing bashing ive done was on cny eve. went my aunts house for steamboat. in the car my sis pissed me off and then i pissed her off. so she hit me once we got out of the car. now my sis is by no means weak. in fact she can pwn alot of guys in strength. well i lost it for a while and i whacked her dam hard three times. yeah it looked like it really hurt and she started to cry silently.

but i commend her because she composed herself and dint tell my parents. And we had a good time that night. that was one of the turning points where i decided not to whack my sis because shes a nice person.

yeah she really is.

and i appreciate it. hell yeah!













Saturday, August 21, 2004

I am so sorry guys the bloody tagboard is lagging up the blog so yeah bear with it and dont get the impression that the blog is down or sth

yeah slept late today. like i was supposed to study for tuition. and so i slept and woke up every half an hour to study for like 5 min. that happened from 730 to 12

hahahahah. seriously. at 12 the maid came in to call me for lunch. and i thot hey thats so cool maybe lao shi is not coming today. yay. i was so cheerful and happy.

then at 1215.....she cheerfully walked in....

as i heard her sharp voice pierce my house.....

-shit-

oh well my lao shi is a nice teacher. and i have gone thru that routine for the whole year where i dont study anything. heeheee.

well after that surfed the net and took a short nap...b4 attending wallys church.

yeah everyone was so enthu and everything. jumpin up and down screaming, and blaring drums and music. i just stoned you know. i felt so stifled and duh....half-way thru the worship i got a really bad headache (guess from where!). i was quite annoyed with teh speaker...she was so repetitive and irritating. treats the congregation like we are MINDS kids liddat.

i donno. now i still have a liddle bit of headache

yeah i was stoning...and stoning....and just feeling bored out of my socks and hungry....

yeah and me and wally were arguin about whether you shd wear long pants to church -.-

well on to better things. guess wats for dinner. OXTAIL. WTF HOLY MOLY DUDES!

LIKE ITS SO BLOODY NICE MAN....too bad todays one was burnt so little gravy.
BUT THE TASTE IS HEAVENLY DUDE. LIKE I DINT KNOW OX"S TAILS COULD TASTE SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

like i ate and i ate and i ate somemore. soooo gooood. ahhhhhh. chomp chomp chomp.

more rice!
more oxtail!
more gravy!
more coke!
repeat!
YEAH MAN! IM HYPER!

anyway...i dint know oxtails could get so big. hmmm...but anyway its dam nice.
i dont think anything could beat it.

yeah heard that jia wei lost 4-3 after being 3-1 up. bitter blow i guess. poor thinggggyyyy.
lets hope she wins her 3rd place playoff and win a medal for sad sad singapore (triple alliteration!)

watever i can imagine susilo and jia wei sobbing in each others arms:

susi: boo hoo i beat lin dan but i still lost to a guy whose name i cant pronounce >.<
jiaw: boo hoo i beat wang nan but i lost to some kokerwoman who is 40th in the word >.<
susi and jiaw together: boo hoo hoo.....we both lost.....now we dont get any monies >.<

hehheh shant be evil.

life sucks dudes!








Friday, August 20, 2004

sorry guys...decided to delete the last 2 posts. thot it kinda marred my blog.
heheeh...shall keep the dirty thoughts to myself eh?

well its been a lousy day.

morn....kuang destroyed us for talking during philo. sorry quanz you took most of the rap. well in one of her usual tirades she went on with the flowery language and self-righteousness.

'you are detracting from the community of learning' --deep look--

apparently during the lesson she said 'we are just skimming the surfaces of these topics' --enthusiastic look--

surprisingly her stance had changed later on 'guys im so tired. philo really takes so much out of me :( :( :(' -pitiful look

wow i empathise with her a whole lot la. >.<

' guys you have two choices...you can either talk about what you want later...or you go out of my class and talk....im perfectly fine with that' -serious look-

awwww....dont worry miss kuang....we wont do it ever ever ever ever again.

hehehehheh. fat hope.

actually me and quanz were crapping about figures of our imagination lol. quite funky. like everyone was a figure of our imaginations, including kuang.

'quanz, you are a figure of my imagination and thus i am your master' yeah! rox
'disappear, you figure of my imagination!'
b4 the scolding, 'peck, can you make the figure of your imagination go away?'
after the scolding.... 'dont worry quanz, that was just a figure of our imagination'

CONGRATS posef his article got published so pro! plus they added in a funky pix to substantiate his funky points. yeah! our star writer possie mosie. yeah!

well lala lims lesson was no different from any other. again i sat on the floor to finish off my corrections and i know im gonna fail the graph quiz because i dint have any time. surprisingly though, a lot of ppl failed the kinematics quiz, which i scrapped. heh
i got some funky streak going on where i cant just have a normal lesson where i just sit on my chair throughout the whole lesson.

lit lesson was ok....fell asleep. then went chem remedial and did nothing....

then went mentoring. at first i thot i was destroyed 1 on 13. lol den the beloved sim bing wen came and i ended up taking 7. ok lar. then went macs ate some cheeseburgers then went home.

oh well andrew day rox my sox. attitude sia! i like his no-guilt kinda mentality. like point third finger in kuangs class. i think she caught a whiff of that too.

well thurs was car wash. quite fun. woohan is sly and devious. i ended up being soaked from thigh down, thanks to my blurness -_-. then just went around distributing newspaper etc.

yeah it was woohans b-day. quite cool he got free ice-cream at swensons. yeah we had topless fives and i got coconut ice-cream (randomised) . yelch. i acidentally knocked over kevins water. :D so kool. den they played coin soccer on the tables. quite cool. but as usual the swensons bishan staff are in slow motion. yay happy b-day woohan. nice guy with coolio abs and funky personality.

wow i dint know posef had 2 sisters. and one of them has a urm...well.....urm....Unique...name
abigail -_- okok watever, i shant be mean coz posef is a very nice guy.
posefs bro timothy sounds like a fearsome small dude. woot. attitude sia. just like andrew day.

ipod or zentouch? or wait for i-river....you tell me....

im a liddle crazy tonite....

fallacious argument

1)lala is a b*tch

2)lifes a b*tch

3) therefore lifes a lala OR lala is life

dotz..... holy moly that is one creepy revelation.

wtf am i writing....


hey actually its an interesting thought, but could pregnant women bounce on their tummys? i mean imagine lala bouncing about on her tummy. urrghhh. scary.

the human mind is so scary and limitless. its those ppl like daniao that really need help, because their minds are so inflexible and useless. i just dont understand why they cant understand this fact. maybe they are stuck in a vicious cycle.

and i dont know why some ppl have such low eq. i mean they are so different from posef, quanz, dick, sian, yao. they just dont know when to stop crapping and shut-up or to stop pissing ppl off with their hao-lian character. its like you get marks which are dam high and twice of other ppls score, but yet you crap about how low you got. and you treat misfortune like a joke and go around prodding people with annoying remarks.

shermon, thats why ppl dont like you, thats why you cross the line, thats why people have given up trying to shut you up. we dont even want to bash you up, we are ignoring you.

daniao....well daniao....maybe hes just ignorant.

ahhh wadever....i cannot understand why alot of the ri muggers are like that. they are so pissifying. and it is because of people like shermon and daniao that the gep gets such a bad image.


come on guys, dont leave ri with your gpa 4 and a shitload of nothing in the emotional crevasse in your brain.

yet i admire k.leong for his effort. i know he has tried to loosen up alot and i appreciate it, thats why im not making life hard for him.

-serious pecky- my goodness i sound pretty dam profound









Sunday, August 15, 2004

well, i am severely disappointed with liverpool's draw with tottenham on the opening day.

actually i am bitterly annoyed. how come pool always mess up?

i mean, tottenham have a coach who cant even speak english. and liverpool completely outclass tottenham on paper. i was expecting a thrashing. again, i was disappointed by pool.

of course i shall now look to the serie a and my beloved internazionale fc. onward mancini. inter milan shall destroy all next season

well this morn i went to attend the hcjc installation. yeah the audio was a bit funny but other than that was pretty ok. my funky sis was tilting her head to one side while making her speech and her tone was completely messed up by audio. at the end they did some funky out of the world dance. and me and lip were like -_-!!, then we laughed our asses off.

i kept down the appetite at the reception, just 2 curry puffs and 5 small cream puffs and 2 cups of drink. good work pecky. excellent control of appetite.

i really dont like sundays. sundays are when you piah your ass off, its when i have math tuition, its when my mum starts scolding me alot, its when you prepare to see priscilla lim again on monday.

hey for like the first time in 2 years, i actually went jogging on my own. woot! too bad it was the saddest run of my life (actually not really, but nvm)

i ran quite a bit b4 stopping to rest.

then.....run.....stop.....run....stop.....run....stop....run....stop.....run....stop....run....stop

then i reached home. wow. my fitness pwns all dude. i was red faced. and after cold cold bath i sweated for like 15 min coz my body was still quite hot.

all those noobs out there, take a good lesson from this, that if you pon cca for 8 months and eat your ass off you become a pecky. a pecky is someone who is well.....fat to say the least. AND HE SUCKS AT RUNNING.

i have officially added alwyn to my dont-like list. he irritates me. not just his busty body, but the way he abuses his mouth and his power. hes like daniao with zero eq and a goondu look, except that they are on opposite sides of the sleep spectrum.

dear god,

i pray that lala lim gets diahorea on monday and she does not come to school
i pray that daniao falls off his bed and does not come to school
i pray that kuang gets diahorea on monday and she does not come to school
i pray that chia woman gets diahorea on monday and she does not come to school

if lala lim does come to school (hopefully not),
i pray that she does not notice that i have not handed in remedial hw from last week and last last week, even though remedial is on monday
i pray that liverpool can get a win
i pray that man u beats chelsea and mourinho gets sacked

please god...just this time...

actually ah...why cant lala just take maternity leave ah?
why cant huang lao shi just tell lala that she sucks, instead of keeping quiet all the time.

hmm the wonders of life. wondering, wondering.
i donno why, whenever i dont have anything to blog about, it always comes back to why lala sucks so much.

quote of the day-----" i am, indeed, a fat fly"

-the one and only, pecky




























Friday, August 13, 2004

well sorry for crapping so much yesterday. i really was not in a good mood.

i realised that i cant keep blogging. i need inspiration to blog and so i may not blog everyday yah?

well today was math car physics experiment, me and quanz failed to get any results, which again means we have to fabricate more results. actually to be honest we are really dead and screwed. i dont know how we are going to fake values for our car motion.

hey lala sent alwyn and gc out of the lab today. wtf i really dont care about her anymore, i dont think any teacher could get worse than her. just that at the end of each year she might question: did anyone like me? anyone? why issit i get nothing but shat on teachers day?

no, not even kleong. ok maybe daniao because hes ignorant and he likes every teacher cause its in the rulebook.

hey they ran out of duty punishments so yeah they are making ppl stand outside the staffroom for recess. duh.

in chem lab we witnessed the successful quanz pecky experiment which resulted in no casualties whatsoever. we were extra vigilant and careful today. too bad everything strikes an equilibrum in the blur club. we happily inaugerated posef, blur club member to the higher rank of a breaker as he broke something (i think a funnel) while cleaning up, much to our amusement.

neo was pleased. none of the pH thingys got broken.

well for re we are very screwed. it was due on wed, kuang destroyed us and we were supposed to hand up today. but ryan d dint have it ready. yeah so we are uber destroyed and kuangs gonna flatten us with her ass. yeah and today me and zheng went library and i bs ed my way and added in one more page to weilips reflection. heck i was adding in cheesy stuff and crap.

arunna is getting frustrated with the a-lit. the lessons are always very and always getting disrupted. so next week she wants lit on mon, tues, thurs and fri. pro eh?

well tomorw im going hcjc interact installation. my sis is becoming president so i wudnt miss it for the world. yeah her big day, shes been working hard for it.

yeah wadever, nothing funny happened today. yeah, it was a boring friday.












Thursday, August 12, 2004

bad day

it was a bad day. actually just the first half was the shits lar

as usual, everyone thought it would be an average lala biyatch day with her biyatching around.

however, the unexpected happened and lala turned into a real petty bitch and was shitting us around the class all day.

btw, lala got a new hairstyle (holy moly, bad bad bad. you see it and you laugh :d). not only does this accentuate her enormous pregnant tummy, and make her look even pudgier. hey not pudgier. piggier. posef made an observation with astounding accuracy, that lala looks like a spoilt little fat girl.

again fat is the word.

Hey, thats the truth. -- and the truth can hurt--

incident 1 ---more than typical bitchiness

i was gonna hand up zhong and sarges assignments, heh then all out of the blue lala told me off and told me to put them where they should be. NOW. and go and clean my face ( apparently dick had drawn something far bigger than i had anticipated) NOW.

i was like...okay....

so i took a slow leisurely walk downstairs, and handed in the assignments and then strolled pass the classroom to the toilet where i spent a good amount of time cleaning myself, admiring my good looks. hey morning air is fresh, im happy. but that is still bitch behaviour 1

i walk into class and half the ppl are sitting on the floor, i ask around and to my surprise im also supposed to sit down! i suppose thats good


but hey, making ppl sit on the floor is typical biyatch behaviour. so that doesnt count

bitch incident 2

our hypothesis is this. that apparently, lala lim also recognises and knows that the new hairstyle is actually quite shitty and makes her look, well quite hideous. thus shes in a cranky mood, and decides to pick on other ppl who failed haircheck and have not cut their hair

poor sarge and jieliang got scolded etc.

then she went into a screwy tirade on how they shd only give one day for them to cut hair and that she should be allowed to cut their hair , coz thats what they do in neighbourhood schools.

screw off bitch. making a shitload out of nothing. all her arguments are f*cked up and unfounded and she still goes on and on. dam insenstitive shit who says what she wants when she wants and doesnt care.

the cruel irony is that---her new hairstyle is the worst possible catastrophe ri has seen in recent history. hell, i bet if headmaster saw it he'd turn to stone.

F*CK YOU UGLY FATTY. TRY AND TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR B4 THE GLASS SHATTERS.


i apologise but im quite angry.

Bitch incident 3

well yip and weiquan were having their own little war game in the middle of the class. and lala saw them and sent them out.

-heh-, saw a happy smirk on yips face eh

all the same, sending boys out of class is bitchiness, although i do envy them



POSSIBLE EXPLANaTIONS to the unusual bitch behviour today

1) famous theory----the bad haircut.
2) the babys kicking her ass
3) her husband finally realised he made the wrong choice
4) something essential fell out that morning, which shouldnt have (hmmmm) (unlikely)
5) shaun yap said she looked ugly?
6) everyone said she looked ugly
7) hey she realised she was ugly
8) its gotta be that baby blues. lets hope the little bugger doesnt make mum his role model
9) lala was not getting her usual cute smiles from, melvin, mayank and co.
10) hey its lala just raising the bar

hey some interesting facts about lalas tyrannical reign over 3L

1) the duty list for the rest of the year is full already. how task-orientated!
2) nobody likes her
3) she is biased

oh well, went to eat topless 5 with yong, jiahui and dick at j8 today. service quite bad but nvm, the cost is worth it.

okok maybe im wrong, a topless 5 from swensons is indeed unfilling.
hey but even for a fat girl thats still greedy, and thats after a meal dammit.

-this post was done in a fit of anger, i apologise for crude language, but hey it could be much worst. i took out all the fucks or other sexual references which could make you sick





Wednesday, August 11, 2004

just a small add on for yesterday

weird happenings

1) when me and my sis were on my way to nydc in holland v, we saw this plump woman talking animatedly on the handphone. then she missed a step on the corridor and fell onto her knees. i was expecting like 'aahhhhhhhhhh!' of agony...it looked dam pain la

holy moly she just said ouch and continued to talk into her handphone, she got to her feet and continued walking (talking on the handphone of course)

me and my sis were like o.0 o.0 o.0 -_- -_- -_-

2) my sis asked my dad to buy her an orange hi-lighter. wow he bought her 4 hi-lighters. but none of them were orange! -_- hows that for irony

3) the hole puncher jammed when my mum was using it and she started cursing it and calling it a stupid fool. lol

4) my sis is tone deaf and she dont know it, shes been singing all day -_-. im in pain dude.


5) my first maid is dam lazy la. watch tv, make phone call, sms. the other day she wanted to borrow my phone to SMS. i was just like o.0 -_- wtf

errr...ok.....

hey guys go swenson, they got topless 5 icecream for like $1.39 (5 scoops of ice-cream). dam that stuff is cheap.

6) me and my sis were sharing a topless 5 ice cream quite happily. how nice. and at the opposite table sat a family. we noticed that the fat girl was eating a topless 5 ice-cream all by herself -_-

wtf no wonder shes so bloody fat. i mean im fat and i admit it, and im happy sharing 5 scoops of icecream but she is just blatant greed. wtf her pot belly has gotta be twice of mine man.


actually nothing much happened today lar. nothing much to talk about anyway
tomorow is physics test and i dont know shit. trust boon huat to come up with such an ingenious test on moon landings and rockets which i know nuts about.

hey, life sucks.
ill accept that as a proper excuse for failing
hehehhee. its all about perspective eh?





Monday, August 09, 2004

hey its national day today!

wow!

seriously everyones just excited about the holiday, who gives a cok about singapore.

doesnt matter if there are fireworks or not, singapore still sucks everyday.

yeah slept late, till about 9.15, then took a nap from 1200-1350. then i went to kinokuniya with my family. wtf the queue really long coz storewide discount 20%. hahaha their announcements first in english, then chinese, den japanese. quite funky lar. my sis bought some books.

hey for dinner we had popiah! in fact everyone was so caught up in the popiah that no one gave a shit about national day. like everyone was just eating and eating and eating and national day kinda blended into the background


of course yours truly was vigilent enuff to witness the national day, along with his sis. i have made some extraordinary observations

1) Boon lay secondary is full of losers. their performance was quite cok

2) when the ministers came, the first thing they did was to rummage through their goody pack.

3) lee hsien loong looked comical because he tried wearing the cap which was too small for his head. i almost laughed my ass off

4) lim hng kiang looked like he was trying to have fun, but he failed miserably. poor guy gets totally dethroned for sars, now a loser in PM's office, and he still needs to look cheerful on national day. give him a break la

5) s.r. nathan looked dam constipated throughout the whole thing

1830---arival of nathan. constipated
1845---inspection of continengents. constipated
2000---singing of songs. he dint even stand up, he looked really realy constipated
he looked dam grumpy.

oh well, shant pry into sensitive matters, maybe he really needed a shit

6) jj lin is seriously gay.

7) those 3 children singing home were even gayer. i dont like their fake smiles

8) i think the choir overdid it this year. trying to be extra and do stupid stuff like rap, sounds bad and fails to let the audience join in. munneru valiba sounded real weird

9) sm lee pwns all

10) for once, pm goh pwnz sm lee

if anyone from pap sees this ill prolly be exiled to the ends of this earth. hmmm

after that watched singapore idol. pretty funny i have to say. poor tenor from shanghai crying after he got destroyed by the judges. but gurmit singh was dam fake by trying to act like his friend.

thought ken lim was the most coolio and serious and the most professional. dick lee and florence lian were quite sadistic and evil. thought oliverio was looking too much for attitude/style rather than voice.

haha i like the guy who was so quiet that no one could hear anything and they put on tv that that was the actual volume

haha i like the guy who stripped down to his underwear for fun

haha i like the guy who sang lemon tree. better than hung i think. reminds me of daniao

haha i like the girl who cried and cried and cried b4, during and probably after the auditions

haha i like the guy with attitude problem

they are all funny and entertaining.

weird happening of the day

my second noob maid was trying to catch the naughty dog and he was running away. then she grabbed his tail and pulled it dam hard. ouch

poor pete.
WHAHAHAHhHAHahahahah




Wednesday, August 04, 2004

hey today was x-country, excellent workout i have to say

i walked practically the whole thing with tiong. 4.8km of walking is definitely tiring, lotsa sec 2s passed me actually, bet they thought i was a secondary 2 when i finished. hehe at the end the way i run like slow-motion heh

i finished second last in the level, the last one was none other than wonderful daniao.

walked with tiong till the end, then he chionged....hmm abandoned me...heh nvm

seriously when i say walk i really mean walk -_-

as a moor house committee member, obviously i have pangs of guilt welling up within me, however considering that illman prolly dint even remember me prolly says something else as well. heh. nvm actually most of the stuff i do for moor house is somewhat done out of friendship

pecky is a good fren :D

well moor pwned all...which is good... yeah and they announced the new house captains

critical analysis

1) vice cap 1----shaun liu

sheesh this guy is obvious choice for the top. stubborn cow who works his ass off for moor house, regardless of how much he needs to piah his life away like a robot. obviously his attitude is there, but it doesnt translate on the exterior. if he had better vocal skills and actually showed his true spirit, he would destroy everyone

2) vice cap 2---kaiyang

natural leader and dedicated guy. doubt lies in his ability to manage all his various responsibilities e.g. prefect, studies,
very good vocally and character wise almost flawless -_- sheesh yang is scary, maybe hes the one whos the robot. but of course he hasnt piahed as much as shaun liu

3) house cap----jaric WTF WTF WTF -________________________________-

completely off. i donno but hes obviously a horrible choice. sheesh he sucks.
i dont question his spirit. but i question whether he can lead the house. vocally---definitely not, that guy is worst than shaun liu. obviously i think he cant handle the burden. brings back fond memories of junassis screwing up his term as moor house cap when we were in sec 1

cept that jaric sux more.

verdict---shaun liu should be house cap and all he needs is to work on his leadership skills and grow some hair to give him some style. -_-

english fest was today. our play went pretty good. although alvin forgot his lines, i have confidence that he still stole the show simply by his expression as he poured flour on his head. good work alvin, you are a natural

got second yay!

tomorow english fest so slack ^^ then free food at night at lit appreciation.

YAY! ---fond memories of last year--- curry puffs from revada are decent :D

actually i dont care for the lit, but rather the food appreciation. good intentions are often abused eh? :P

getting an ipod this weekend. woot! yeah! im happy

ipod, do you?

HHhahahHAHAHAHahhahHAHAH








Tuesday, August 03, 2004

WHY IS EVERYONE PUTTING PRESSURE ON ME TO BLOG

it totally defeats the purpose of blogging ARGH!


PIU PIU PIU---i WILL SHOOT EVERYONE! PIU! DIE AND NEVER COME BACK

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

back to normal now...heres the point. if you keep putting pressure on me to blog, the quality of my blog will go down, obviously.

example: danielloday ---i was perhaps reserving that for National day
DEN ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE AND EVERYONE SUFFERS

well since yours beloved is already blogging, i might as well continue...

ive got a real good feeling that chia woman is daoing us. heh, methinks her attitude is currently revolving around: i talk all my kok about irish thingys, whether they want to answer or listen is their problem....i kaopei kaopei already....life sux in ri....in sengkang, everyone listened to me so guai, everyone hug me, everyone so friendly, everyone use msn, everyone use friendster...everyone luv me....

HAH GET A LIFE DUDE. LIFE SUX IN RI -------PERIOD-------

IF YOU GIVE US HELL, WE WILL GIVE YOU HELL x 100

of course as usual her lesson was immensely boring beyond belief. i roughly quote posef "the worst thing is her voice....I cant sleep!" rofl i laughed and laughed.

boonhuat got pissed today coz we kinda desecrated his idol sir richard pran or sth, 600 publications and 20 patents. woooow....i am extremely impressed...so cool....hahahahahhahha

tomorow is X country and obviously i am in the worst of shape i could possibly be in. haizz nvm i dont care, moor can get half a point if i set the record for the slowest walk ever. good luck to all and sucks to the people that get milo b4 me. >.< . heck i know im not even gonna get any milo at all... shat

eat my shat


pecky is in a foul cranky mood today because

1) he has a cokload of homework over national day hols
2) daniello is ripping thru the homework like a bulldozer...liddle birdshit with weird movements
3) i have some real sucky teachers

i dedicate this quote to daniel lo

"i, robot"

nothing else to say, bye for now -_-














Monday, August 02, 2004

today, i commerate a serious celebration of excellence, a celebration of joy, and i revel in it

i celebrate daniel lo

as i might reiterate, the only and only daniel lo

i realise that, without him, life couldnt have been so fruitful, so enriching.

walking, talking, standing, eating, drinking, mugging, heck everything about daniel lo is funny, and painful, heck its just funny.

-period-, hes just damn funny

hey thats why hes affectionally called daniao right?

hey the best figure, sexy ass (woot busty), mystical look

--cat walk model of the new millienium--

hey hey hey, daniao forget about the science, just start working that ass out eh? not j.lo, d.lo

hes just a real standup comedian, the one in a billion kind. hes a natural eh? the way he scrambles for things, the juggling of the broom, the falling down, the bird-run, the way he loves to mug, i dont know about you, but thats a hell of a lot of entertainment right there. dont envy him, but appreciate him, because one in a billion is pretty dam rare eh?

slam the table---:" OI! KUAIET!" that is his moment of brilliance isnt it? an imprint on 3L, an imprint on our hearts, imprinted on my heart...

daniao---fashion---reverse cool, in fact hes so reverse cool that hes cool, wow... the mona lisa of the decade, one which we will study for years to come...a new hybrid from the primordial soup. a rare addition to mankind.

an ode to daniao

ensure
measure that ass
bustyyyy
run like the wind
with your outspread wings
poetry in motion
array of emotion
funnyyyy
daniel lo
long in my memory
thing of the century

-anonymous

no, this week is not to celebrate national day, absolutely not, more importantly it is to celebrate danielloday, on this wonderous occasion, just look at daniao a little more, laugh a little more, and let him soak it up eh? :D

oh well quanz wanted me to blog about cle...so ill blog -_-

during cle, we were playing a game. a game to see who would stand up first and go for cle. twinnies gave in, then me, then quanz, then posef. woohan and plk stayed till the end. stakes were high? $1 each, winner takes all.

hah mind games do work on the weak minded a.k.a posef and quanz

but not too much on this, it is d.lo's day after all









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