peckys blog

hi all, yesterdays lunch talk was the shits...

i was sitting opposite quanz at the table and we were both sleeping but I was directly in the view of that biyatch lala while quanz was nicely hidden -_- i must have slept and woken up more than 10 times....

hey at least we dint get scolded by kuang...hah she has no more excuse becoz we dint speak at all during the talk :D

well, i cant remember wad the speaker was talking about...heck i cant even remember his name or his face for that matter...i do know that it was about china though...and he gave us a book that he wrote which i have trashed somewhere in the corner of my room. whether its free or not, the book is still an absolute waste of my time -__-

ok and revada really really sucks...alot....their food catering has once again proven to me that they are the worst caterers in town...along with the worst waiters. wtf is wrong with them....they are unprofessional but they still try to act cool....and they are blind too...gaytards with no life -.-

math lesson rocked my sox....we had to sit on the floor to do corrections and i am happy to say that me and sarge managed to take the whole period to do our test corrections...happily chatting our arses off and laughing at biyatch lalas folly...

well i scored 28/36 for math...very thankful to god and very grateful to wally for helping me go from 0 student to at least scrapping the a1....those dam midgets twins scored dam well i dont think i bashed them enuff -_-

---declaration of war on the twinies---

inter milan take on bolton this sunday, im looking forward to adriano running past hierro like a gazelle running from a turtle

prediction: Inter 3 Bolton 0

hey dont feel inspired today...nothing funny happened and i cant think of stupid true jokes about daniel lo anymore, wadever

my older dog hurt his tail....another weird fact...how in the world did he hurt his tail -__-

actually nothing much happened today...nothing entertaining at least... i am in a lacklustre mood today. as such, i cant think of anything lame or funny -__-

daniao said he did not go interclass coz his parents dont allow....champ sia...i was like huh? at this decade still got parents so gong gong wan meh?

oh yar i forgot...this is no ordinary student, it is prized birdshit daniel lo, that is an adequate reason for everything cok that he does


the chia woman sucked again today, you kinda got the feeling that she was getting frustrated with the class coz everyone wasnt paying attention and no one was answering her questions...seriously what can you expect when the teacher is so boring and quite annoying...

its just hard to give her an enthu face....you know...like see her then stone...everything...stone... 

zuo tan hui...i fell asleep for the whole thing...and dick kept waking me up...i got a little pissed until i realised huanglaoshi scolded him for not waking me up...sorry dick. hmmph...
as you can see...my thoughts are not flowing today...cant even remember what homework there is...


holy moly...i just turned my keyboard upside down and shaked it dam hard and out came tumbling a lot of fingernails and dirt...wtf....thats just weird...and disgusting...
on the flipside...those could be my fingernails...they prolly are...oh well...appreciate your own body parts, even if they look like shit

wow...im dam fat...and i dont mean betas kind of "i put on 1kg thus i am fat", i am well and truly a lump of lard...

like when you look at yourself and think you yourself looks like a fat load of shit...it has gotta be true man...knnb...why am i insulting myself...

An ode to my degeneration
pecky is fat
bounce the flab
shat

pecky has a big ass
pecky is a big mess
pecky has a big mass

7 bags of chips
touch my lips
chomp chomp chomp
shit

i am hungry
food is yummy
i eat
i sleep
i grow big
shit
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im not thinking well this morn...shall try to gain inspiration from daniel lo tomorw...den ill blog something

 

INTERCLASS SOCCER

hey everyone...interclass was on sat, really quite fun to watch actually. 3L went on a massive run to the semis where we lost to some loser class filled with violent ruggers, basketball players etc.  on penalties.

well i thought the way we came thru on penalties to get to the quarters was quite funky. quanz scored and yannie did a mega mega ricardo....he saved all the penalties and scored the winner.wtf! like wtf!

well quite sad that we lost in teh semis...poor posef was battered and bruised like a squashed apple, putting his body on the line against the ruggers, the look of selfless dedication on his face ....priceless

quanz was a rock in defense and attack, no one ever got past him and he got past everyone....sounds invincible eh? quanz posture is scary, as straight up as daniel lo...

yeah the penalty shootout was just unlucky lar, yannie was so good until the end, when he broke under the pressure...

beloved pecky and dick were cheerleaders! YEAH! roxor! i was reserve reserve reserve goallie, but then muthu dint show up, so i became reserve reserve goalie......errrrrrrrr quite pro rite?

oh well, good for 3L, lots were cheering which i guess was good, and we just got stronger and stronger in soccer and spirit.

THE BUGGER MUGGERS

some people did not turn up, and if they have no good reason not to turn up things are going to turn very very nasty.  that f*cker birdshit of daniel lo a.ka. f*cker birdshit daniao dint come. dam arsehole. same goes to sandfly gargoei, lets hope they had a reason not to, because i was quite angry that they dint come.

 
the least daniao could do, even if hes useless in the world, except from being an entertainment source,  could be to bring his shitty guitar down and play the players some songs to sooth their soul and entertain the class with his movements, gargoei....well gargoei.....urm urm he could...hmm i donno, at the moment gargoei seems more useless than daniao...

ONGOING INCIDENT  

shat, my dogs are mounting again.... mounting is a more polite word for dogs having a crude anal sex with the same gender in public....kar ni na, its dam obscene lor, like you can see the dick penetrating....pentrate somemore, and ITS MUTUAL DAMMIT...WTF

I MOUNT YOU YOU MOUNT ME....wtf IS WRONG WITH MY DOGS...

ok maybe their just deprived and are desperate....but hey there is no such thing as a female dog prostitute IS THERE?

my mums frens dogs do it as well. WTF....THE DOG WORLD IS WEIRD.

i shall start on  this daily segment called FACTS OF THE DAY 

FACTS OF THE DAY
1) july 24th  was my sis's b-day. happy b-day sis
2) dogs actually mount each other
3) just becoz they mount, does not mean it shd be imitated
4) kangwei played for 3R for interclass, immediately stating boldly the sad soccer team of 3R.
5) plk and yappie are funny, yamies is funnier, chi chin is funniest
6) shaun liu is scary...his look while playing is really focused
7) lalas husband is ugly
8) xianbins father is funny
9) i play neopets

 

lol guest blogger.

interclass soccer today.

3L totally kicked ass.
3M surprised everyone by winning 2 matches and topped their group, only to succumb to 3L lol.
3P was wasted. had a good team, but tough group. victim of real bad luck.
3Q rocked everyone's socks by defending like siao. esp the pay leon khee alex yap combination where they sandwiched ppl. leon khee would push and yap would trip the guy.
3R was unprepared. :O

hah! we had a complete revamp of a classroom today...and we changed seats. not bad i must say
 
of course, there must be sacrifices within the class...you win some, you lose some, life sux. heres a shout-out to all those poor souls who kinda got screwd up for the rest of the term:
 
WAHAhahahhahaHAHahahah!WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!
 
amongst these, i must salute the following:
 
koo chieh sian: 17th level of hell----kleong...duh
 
xiong wei:  906th  level of hell (new level of pain)---- the one and only.................................
 
 DANIAO! HELL YEAH!
 
sean zhong: the 12th level of hell: gar goei. hah! its only the 12th level because shaggy is neutralising gar gois power
 
hmm, i have to say i got an excellent seat next to posef, i was praying sooo hard to get posef because he was 1 of the last 3. and thank god i did!
 
to the left: shaun liu, eexin
a little more forward: quanz and woohan  (pure happiness)
behind: dick and wenhao. woot! yeah!
to the right: posef! roxor my soxor!
in front: gar goi.....ok he cant neutralise so many ppl can he? hah! eat poo!
 
certainly an excellent lineup of good memories as well as pure entertainment has daniao attempts to battle with the hulk of xiong wei
 
 
ty god!
 
okok, the day was quite dulled by the ss lesson. chia woman is really really really boring. i mean seriously, shes so strict and crap and still treats us like noobs, but thats besides the point. shes really really boring...i fell asleep in class today, no surprise. dont think she was so happy when i returned an extra copy of notes with my name and class already neatly written on it :D
 
want pott back, that guy is seriously nice.  rawk on pott, chia can go back to sengkang to her beloved boys and girls which she communicates with with friendster...
 
wally has been giving me tuition, i feel bad, so i give him 5 bucks an hour...he has really been a big help for the upcoming math test. like holy moly would you imagine that for the 2nd circle properties quiz i got 0? dotz...i mean she gave the same question and i still dint know how to do...
thats how screwd i am...
 
oh well hes gonna turn me into a geog genius too! yeah i pwnz all!
 
well lately xb has been calling me a fat fly and making swatting motions in the air...-.-, this has deeply perturbed me.
 
3 possibilities
 
1) xianbin is going a little wonky
2) xianbins an asshole (big chance) :D
3)or..... i am starting to resemble a fat fly -.- (not something nice to think about)
 
i mean yeah im getting astonishingly fat....but a FLY? WTF!
 
hehehe.....
 
tomorw we are missing lalas lesson in the morn becoz of racial harmony...
 
yeah id rather have racial harmoni day than have math....even if we have to sing stupid indian songs which we dont understand -.-, yeah wadever.
 
oh well according to quanz the blur club members are in a straight line now. well thats nice news to hear, 3 legends sitting close, infecting others like dick (dicks not just blur, dick is sleepy)
 
hope kuangs not here tomorw, dont like to see her piggy face with that fake smile, i donno, was just thinking we could fry eggs on her face when shes mad.....
 
oh well, life is good, until math test.
 
my ama just came back today. goodness gracious she is looking irresistible, walking more, eating a ton, good for you ama!!!!
 
still remember the whitney houston song:
 
and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii     eeeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, wiilll allllllwayyyss looooovvvveeee yooooooooou, whoooooooo hoooooh!
 
yeah ama, rawk my sox
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

it was an eventful day on friday....which i dutifully wasted.

RI LECTURE SUCKY SPEAKER
firstly it was the the 'eager anticipated' ri lecture which featured the speaker of parliament abdullah tarmugi.

erm, lets put it this way...we were expecting a resoundingly bright voice which could light up the hall with entralling confidence and attractive power.

he destroyed our image of him with his first words....which we couldnt hear at all

we couldnt hear a single thing he was saying. and i tell you, it was not the mike or anything, that guy's public speaking is simply the pits of the world -.-

i really cant help it...hes just so bad. even our teachers admitted they couldnt hear a thing :$, hows that for extreme...

like he could have said mumbojumbowonkawillykissmahassandscrewoff and we still wouldnt noe if hes talking crap or not...wtf i really was not very impressed, that guy needs some serious help.

CATCHING UP ON SLEEP

okok, being a person of great foresight, i had anticipated that it would be a boring lecture (dipped even lower than my expectations o.0), and thus i stayed up until about 3,4 am

goodness gracious, i had rocking good time dude.

almost our whole row had naps, i recorded a consecutive string of 8 or 9 ppl who slept during his speech + q and a

quite cool...even our class treasurer the always awake shaggy had a nice snooze..

yao slept thru the whole thing...pro


only gargoei and daniao (upright as ever) managed to stay awake...

after that stoned around in school waiting for mentoring and den took a bus and got lost

Incident of the day: lost in ang mo kio

fell asleep in bus....ended up in buangkok, which i think is slightly after ang mo kio. :$ saw woodbridge...

took another bus back in hope of finding the stop but i just couldnt identify it...sheesh i just donno, cock i really suck dude.

guilty sia...poor mentees hungry for knowledge waiting patiently for their beloved daniel to make his arrival...which never was...


oh yar me amas doing better yar!

shes recuperating at my aunts house, enjoying the royal treatment shes been getting. shes eating better, at least walking now...

hey at least she recognises me, she still thinks my sis is my 60 yr old aunt or my 30++ cousin :D
lol, dam cute.

been massaging her a little, poor thingy. good for you ama. strive on! it'll be nice to have her back in the house again...at least she aint as cranky as b4

:D

hey everyone, malaysia trip was good. got back yesterdae.
well, the hotel was good, the food was good and everyone had fun.

yeah, and i learnt to play bridge on the last day :P

haha i shall just roughly list wad we did

1)10 hr trip to ipoh orphanage, with coolio fighting show---'in hell', with out beloved jean claude van damme biffwhacking thru the villians again in a prison.den there was 'derailed', totally cheesy name man.

2)orphanage visit---quite disorganised lar. i have to say, the heart and spirit was there, but it dint translate out.

3)got screwd by teachers for one reason or another, inside a conference room in the hotel. haha, they were soooo fierce. i was sadistically getting amused in my head as they angrily scolded everyone. donno why.lol.

4)went to sleep. got woken up at the final whistle of greece vs czech, thanks to the brilliance of karhan and woohan. dam sadists.

5)mangrove swamp. like what the heck do you want to know about those stoopid mangroves. their roots are pokey, thats all.
6) charcoal kiln. quite funky, make charcoal, den got some natural sauna which is quite nice. but everyone died coz got no water.

7) limestone cave. dam fun+lotsa bonding. slide around, crawl and splash around. bang head. thx beta for catching me at the slide thingy.

8)went on a funky swervy bus ride with our coolio bus driver who oned and offed the lights at random. dam fast and nice.

9) saw fireflies, which we all thought were christmas lights. fake sia.

10)accidentally locked woohan out of our room, so i had the bed all to myself :P

11)jungle trek. quite nice. canopy walk was pretty spectacular.

12)went pewter factory at selangor. quite modern and funky but the prices are waeee too expensive for me

13) skipped the oil palm thing. thank you god.

14)went berjaya times square, the shitty big mall with an amusement park inside. ka ni na, that thing has too much space. me and tiong were like walking around. we were dam sad lor. 2 of the very rich ppl walking about buying nothing. in the end we indulged in some starbucks coffee -.-, hows that for being sad.

15)went hotel early. had some funny skit thing. i thought 3L's one wasnt as funny as the others, but had some real meaning to it. the others were plain dam entertaining. hehehe. david court gave a dam funny one man show for us. kudos to him, that guy rawks. david court and the lost ape :D

16) my room became a refugee camp for those that had been locked out by their partners. muthu, adriana, yao, sian, chun, karhan were there. ate chips, dirtied the room, peeped at an old man changing underwear from the window. den played cards till like 520, where we all went crazy and person next door was banging on the wall.

17) got woken up by woohan at 735. apparently we were going to be late

18)went home in the bus. one big happy family. kw, me, chun, tiong all together.

notables:

1)i shitted about 5 or 6 times (quite a lot)
2)food was good, breakfast was nice cept for the sour scrambled eggs, lunch and dinner were dam nice.
3)tasted my first ramlee burger, nice!
4)arunna johnson is dam fat and unfit
5)kw lost chuns jacket
6)teachers were quite sporting
7)leeches are indeed scary...