Tuesday, June 29, 2004

hey long time nvr blog.

school started, and im already getting sick of it -.- i mean usually at least the first few daes you shd be dam enthu and frisky, budden already started stoning again, and sleeping for that matter. i mean. wad really pissed me off is that mr pott is gone and he got replaced by some biyatch from sengkang secondary.

hey stoopid biyatch auntie, stop treating us like small children and setting spasticated rules to make our life difficult.

quotes:

1) I can be very fierce---lametard, already feel the biyatchiness. not kuang sort, lala sort.

2) must hand up homework ontime. not at the end of the day, not recess. during class. --this one really pissed me off, clearly she is retarded to the ways of raffles institution.

3)I use msn to chat, anyone got frienster? in sengkang i was close to my pupils. we can chat on msn, but if you are rude to me, you'll get it from me.

i know i sound like a prejudiced petty biyatch as well -.-, but serious number 3 is typical of f*cktards. i really donno who would want to chat to her about anything if we had to use so much discretion.

to add salt to my stinging wound. rosie smith is off for 6 weeks and she was replaced by an immensely nice male subsitute teacher.

they lose one biyatch, and we gain one...sheesh thats just plain unfair.


lol monday was headmasters assembly.

he spent like 35 min plus talking about how important china is to singapore etc. den he suddenly concluded. wtf everyone thought for a glorious moment that he was gonna end.

god bless ye headmaster, you have learnt well to shorten yur speeches after countless years of stubborn obstinacy

but nonononononono. that liddle goondu had only finished phase number ONE of the speech. wtf. thus he launched into phase 2. ppl at the back (inclusive me) were destroyed because we were cramped together like crazy.

it was pins and needles, den changed to a little tingly feeling, then nothing.

-our legs were numb- duh.

one of the twins (dont remember, they look alike rite?) slept thru the whole assembly. i salute him dude.

well so hm went on and on about how we had cheaters in this school. ppl have been caught during ct cheating, copying work etc. he ranted on about how we should show the highest level-level 3 integrity.

hehe. we were giggling at the back.
headmaster fails to see that all that matters to us rafflesians are marks. who cares how you get it. its the sad truth, but we go to any means to cover up our laziness. headmaster is foolish to think that even 50% of the school population has integrity in this area. he is a fool indeed. i really got the impression that HM Fool was deluding himself from the truth, just in quite a lame way

den todae we had english lesson. some ppl got screwed by biyatch kuang for not handing up a lot of work. shes really become drama mama. shouting with emotion, waving her arms through the air, interoggating students, asking rhetorical questions...

and she did her speciality. she made them write a letter to their parents explaining why they were gonna get 0 for erp. that is sadistic and evil.


new list of most disliked ppl

1) biyatch kuang
2) biyatch chia (new ss teacher)
3) biyatch queen lala
4)HM fool (isnt as sensible as i thot he wud be, not nice to condemn us as well)
5)biyatch ben tan (hes no woman, but hes a biyatch as well, walked out of his class again todae)
6)daniao (lol an exclusive place will always be reserved for this kooldude here)
7)fat slob who professes he has a 7 inch dick (-.-!!)--the one and only hamid khan aka master khan
8)mustafa minion (goodness gracious, lets hope he doesnt get as dirty minded as master khan.) of course khan could be absorbing all the sexual power from this poor thing to fuel his thing. okok pity a bit lar...after all its not his fault he turned out this bad








Sunday, June 27, 2004

hi guest blogging. pecky rocks my socks and kuang sucks. today was another great day. everyone is not doing homework.

peckagounis says:
ka ni na bei why always got kuang on mondae -.-

i like peck. he rocks my world. and santa's socks.

peckagounis says:
EH TOMROW I DONT HAVE KAANG

its ironic. he needs kuang to correct his spelling.

going to sleep now.

goodnight.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

kuangs a biyatch (a polite word for bitch)....

i just realised she destroyed us for the holidaes and we have to do a bloodi speech when we get back to school, i mean wtf is wrong with her dude? sadistic biyatch...

behind that supposedly understanding smile which oozes of leniency and sincerity lies a sly vixen, waiting to stab you -.-

"im really disappointed in you", like get a life.

"one late day minus one mark" i bloody pumped in extra hours on that dam portfolio and ended up i get the same marks as the rest of the class coz im late -.- , i was not a happy boy for a long time.

she is fat and oily, like a hk duck. -period-

well i am also sad to say me grandma cant walk now, so she needs a wheelchair. shit man, thats bloody sad dude. at 93 she was so feisty then suddenly one day she just cant walk. poor thing...dont worry grandma, ill be there for you, wheeling you 24-7. i mean like i see her in bed and im like f*** man, she looks so frail all of a sudden.

-rock on ama-

italy got kicked out of euro 2004 -.- .wtf they can only beat bulgaria 2-1? dotz la

del piero---run circles here and there yet cannot run thru the defence

cassano---run here run there but nvr get the ball, always shouting at vieri

vieri-grumpy blind bulldog who can only shout back at casano

okok they really sucked. i admit italy was far worst than i ever expected, now changing to holland coz it has my beloved van de meyde.

haizz school is starting soon, with all those biyatches waiting for us and torturing us. i think of lalalim and really, just think she is a real bitch...not even a biyatch but a real bad bitch. she has screwd up a lot of our lives


dam im well and truly gone from badminton. saw minion mustafa the other day and he looked like he dint recognise me. must be brainwashed by master khan eh?

"daniiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeelll doeeesssssss noooooot exxxiissstttt!"
"daniiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeelll doeeesssssss noooooot exxxiissstttt!"
"daniiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeelll doeeesssssss noooooot exxxiissstttt!"

heheheh, the wonders of weak mind.
hey hamid, kiss my ass ^^




















Tuesday, June 15, 2004

basking was fun...at first a little sluggish though.

haha, ky and zh were like struggling to set up the equipment like amps and the microphone, after which it really dint sound too good and kys voice was like muffled and all. den there was this fanatical bugger who kept staring at the guitars and in the end helped to play on one song which incidentally pulled in the most monies.

ky with all the emotion he could muster:

" baby i lovvvvvvvvvvvvve youuuu, and all the words....

dotz...good stuff i was holding the microphone for ky and i have to admit my hands were pretty tired.

den frustration turned to desperation as no one could get many donations and our usual main man xb was hard on luck as well. i was like rofl when he scolded everyones children who dint donate, you have gotta hear it to believe it man.

den we had this ultimate noob who did not do a single thing except act like a noob (as the name suggests) and stone around with his guai lan face. like seriously if you are in interact club you gotta face the dejection and just ask ppl dont sit there and stone like a beggar and wait for donations. to be honest if i wasnt as kind as i am rite now, i wouldnt tolerate all this sec ones who act like brainless dudes and think they can hang around with this kind of attitude. there was one guy at the camp (forgot his name after dae 1) who smart alec cokster want to try and kao pei me. ah yar nvm lar, come one day they piss me off i will destroy them


well den heres the exciting part.

zh decided to go extreme and he took his acoustic guitar and went around strumming in ppls face. dang good stuff while me and xb went around pestering ppl like crazy. some ppl smiled but others just seemed dam annoyed. oh well what matters in that we can get donations ^^. well zh and me went crazy and in the end i was shouting to the passerbys as they tried to escape me and i was begging em. dotz. zh's la bamba dam farni because we go to the traffic lite and he will go rite up behind someone and start strumming like bloody loud. hahahhaha den me or xb will sneak up and ask for donations. ^.^

in the end i think we did pretty well under the time circumstances and zh wanted to do extra, so i just did with him lor until 1830.

oh yar i saw ronald susilo and lijiawei, when asking for donations they just ignored me and walked past. i wasnt too pleased. dam grumpy sia.

hypothetical situation

1) lijiawei got fined by the association coz she sucked in that wadever team competition
2) ronald was also pretty pissed coz he noes he can never win an olympic medal
3) saturdae being their lone day off they cant help but go out together becoz that is wad boyfrens and girlfrens do
4) they both got pissed at one another
5) angry couple walking down the street in a grumpy mood
6)innocent pecky and ferocious zh strum la bamba in their face (zh was so caught up in it that he dint even notice that it was them)
7) so they angrily stride pass when pecky asks for donation
8) pecky curses them under his breath : lil sh*tty couple


okok, wadever.


den when i called home my parents were still not home from johore and thus i had to take sbs home.

im not expecting too much from this busking. i might be the most negative guy in ri but i do provide some valuable feedback and realistic outlook

Friday, June 11, 2004

i was super tired from interact camp yesterday.

i really feel that it was super-screwd up. esp the j8 task, coz we couldnt even find the first clue.

TIRED MENTEES
the journey was super tiring for the mentees....all of them were destroyed. i mean like wtf its hot and you make them walk to bishan stadium, den bishan park, den macritchie reservoir. they were dead lar, even big mouth eugene shut up halfway... and one small midget guy had to be carried

den the stoopid st nicks girls slacking away at their stations doing nothing. dont think the organisers put themselves into the mindset of the mentees. yesterday was torture till the bloody barbecue.

pity the madam wadever who was our teacher in charge....she looked like a ghost at the end dude...shes quite ugly but you just had to pity her

GREEDY MENTEES
they finished the satay....

DAM YOU THE SATAY IS THE F**KING BEST PART AND YOU CAN STILL EAT LIKE PIGS.

gahahha, but we got the punch in the end JAHAHAHAHHA

oh well while they were having their impromptu activity i was eating at camp and picked up the rubbish. hehe but what really killed me was the carrying of the benches. i was destroyed.

Incident of the day

45 fu*king minutes ago, my other dog shitted in his cage...

and it is not small shit, it is big diahorrhea shit. and i had just taking my dam bath. so i had to clear it up and the shit really stinks (every kind of shit stinks). i used up a lot of newspaper and i had to spray the cage, the floor, the trays under the cage....

and i got some shit on my shorts. i almost strangled my dog

good one pete, nxt time you shit like that im gonna bury yur nose in it. idiotic man

den i had to take another bath -.-






Wednesday, June 09, 2004

hey, havent blogged for a very long time. but i need to be honest, without inspiration i cant blog. I dont find any meanning is telling the same bloody monotonous things that i did today or yesterday or the day after tomorow.

oh well. my dad just went to hongkong for a frens retirement party. he brought back 2 ducks because the authorities wunt allow to him to bring a goose in. of all reasons, why ban the bloody goose and allow the duck? weird...

well, i adopted a rather pessimistic attitude towards the ducks. like we can get ducks in singapore, so why buy them from hongkong. that was until i tasted those things. DAM THEY ARE GOOD. after 8 hours the duck is still bloody juicy and fatty and tender.

heaven dude...heaven.

like what a change from the kind of ducks my grandma buys, i know that dam shop owner cheats her of money coz his ducks are dehydrated and they really taste quite shitty.

good one dad, that nite he brought it back, i had 2 huge (really huge) drumsticks and i was stuffing myself in my aunt's face like a pig.

well, since my maid went home to phillipines for 3 weeks, my moms eldest sister a.k.a my aunt came from malaysia. I have to say, her cooking is bloody good. Its like i wanted to lose weight this hols but ive ended up putting on like 2 kg -.- but downside is that she is a pure tv addict. like wth everynite she watch chinese channel like a crazy woman. hogging the tv so i missed the french open final. That one really pissed me off.

today was day 2 of interact day camp and they brought the mentees over from dq and gy. hahaha interactors were supposed to meet at 1230 and the mentees stroll in from their bus at 1210. hahahahha.

the first part really sucked actually, and the st nicks girls were so shy and introverted. like the most of the mentees dowan to talk and the girls dowan to talk, den left me and this bigmouth mentee called eugene talking cok. i felt quite stupid and we looked quite stupid. the girls prolly think im stupid too

the first activity was pure sadness, we had to transfer some balls from one bucket to another by not letting the balls touch the hands or ground. like everyone was like huh? huh? how to do? den yongwei ended up building the whole device for us ^^.

making sandwiches was sad. how can the girls give us 10/20 for hygene. go and die lar what can you expect from pri 3 and pri 5.

badminton was ok lar, but a bit laggy. and the badminton mentor game is very flawed. if you just net or drop the nxt guy will die no matter what. oh well, i really suck at badminton now, guess there is no hope for me.


last part was the most fun: playing with water yeah!

filling the bucket was tiring for me becoz my master lippo wanted me to fill up the buckets and i went to fill 2 at a time. in the end i made like 6 trips and these really destroy your fingers.

WAR GAMES ROCK.

who cares about the mascots. KILL THE ZAR BOHs!!!!

me and lip destroyed the girls and splashed water in their face. mrs tay is really quite sporting got drenched all over, her wonderful harry potter shirt was destroyed lar. shes really a nice teacher.

crazy happening of the day

i was quite tired when i got home and i dint eat dinner. but the most surprising thing was that i fell asleep in front of the tv at 8pm. like holy moly man, thats the first time in my life ive fallen asleep liddat. being a tv addict sleeping does not come easy.

oh well woke up at 9 and stuffed myself with lays chips.



oh yar: xb was quoting zhi kais sexual jokes, esp about the st nicks girls. zk is a pervert....he got the chikopek look as well o.0

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